Having been in the IT/Computer/CyberSecurity world for a very long time, we all here the stories. Funny little quipt's or short stories that are just too funny not to pass along.
That's where the roots of this website come in. There are tons of stories and laughable incidences that just need to be shared.
Got one you want added here? Email me and I will post it, with full cudos to you.
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, 
and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets!
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports
They did every job known to man.
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.
Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"
God just shrugged and said: "JESUS SAVES"
A businessman was taking a chartered helicopter flight over Seattle. A thick fog bank rolled over the Puget sound. Just then, the pilot started having problems with his navigational equipment. He tells the businessman he needs to get his bearings, so he slowly lowers the helicopter towards the ground. He sees a glass office building so they slowly hover towards it. They can see someone in a window, so the pilot writes on a large piece of paper "Where are we?" and holds it up so the man in the building can see it.
The man in the building then writes his reply on a piece of paper, and holds it up to the window. It reads "You are in a helicopter".
The pilot then pulls up, and minutes later safely navigates to the airport. The businessman was impressed. "How in the world did you figure out where were?"
The pilot answers, "he gave us accurate, yet totally useless information, so I knew we were at the Microsoft headquarters."
Had a serious problem with a Linux server. I googled answers but none of them seemed to solve the problem.
I reached out to some experts that were stumped. Someone told me to submit the question to an AI.
This is the result:
AI, Garbage in.... Garbage out.
More of a programming joke, but..
There are 2 types of people in this world:
1. The kind that start their arrays with 1, and
2. The kind that start their arrays with 0.
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