• Who would have thought?

    Who would have thought?

  • OMG! Are you kidding me?

    OMG! Are you kidding me?

  • Do I look like I would joke with you?

    Do I look like I would joke with you?

  • Are you joking me?

    Are you joking me?

  • Even Computers Laugh.

    Even Computers Laugh.

  • Laugh with your Computer

    Laugh with your Computer

  • Oh Dear GOD No!

    Oh Dear GOD No!

  • Get a Laugh with Friends

    Get a Laugh with Friends

  • That was Hysterical!

    That was Hysterical!

  • It's your fault!

    It's your fault I'm Laughing!

Why SecurityHumor.us?

Having been in the IT/Computer/CyberSecurity world for a very long time,  we all here the stories.  Funny little quipt's or short stories that are just too funny not to pass along.

That's where the roots of this website come in.  There are tons of stories and laughable incidences that just need to be shared.

Got one you want added here?  Email me and I will post it, with full cudos to you.

Ever get people laughing or making comments about the Security Software that you use?  here are some 1 liners you might enjoy:

 

 

  • Your security software is so old, it originally came with a coupon for cassette tapes.
  • Your Security Software is so terrible, even the USB it comes on was ejected.
  • Your Security Software is so out of date, the rock it came on has a a Petroglyph of a donkey.
  • The Security Scanning Software is so old, it only runs on DOS 5.0
  • Your Security Software version is so old, even Cantor can't come up with a theorum.
  • The Security Software in place is so hard to use, we hired a rock to run it.