• Who would have thought?

    Who would have thought?

  • OMG! Are you kidding me?

    OMG! Are you kidding me?

  • Do I look like I would joke with you?

    Do I look like I would joke with you?

  • Are you joking me?

    Are you joking me?

  • Even Computers Laugh.

    Even Computers Laugh.

  • Laugh with your Computer

    Laugh with your Computer

  • Oh Dear GOD No!

    Oh Dear GOD No!

  • Get a Laugh with Friends

    Get a Laugh with Friends

  • That was Hysterical!

    That was Hysterical!

  • It's your fault!

    It's your fault I'm Laughing!

Why SecurityHumor.us?

Having been in the IT/Computer/CyberSecurity world for a very long time,  we all here the stories.  Funny little quipt's or short stories that are just too funny not to pass along.

That's where the roots of this website come in.  There are tons of stories and laughable incidences that just need to be shared.

Got one you want added here?  Email me and I will post it, with full cudos to you.

The outgoing CISO of a company meets his replacements for lunch the day before he starts. He hands the newcomer three envelopes, labelled 1, 2, & 3. I have one piece of advice for you. Whenever you have a breach, open each envelope in turn. The job continues as expected over the months, when the fateful day come and the company suffers a security breach. Just before he is called into the boardroom to represent himself, he remember the envelopes and opens the first one. Inside, the card reads:

Blame your predecessor.

This he does and moves on. A few months later another security breach occurs. Standing outside the boardroom, he opens the second envelope”

Blame your team.

A few months later, a third breach occurs. With a smile on his a face and spring in his step he approaches the boardroom confident he is going to get away with it again. As he is called in, he opens the envelope, mentally preparing to talk his way out of trouble. His eyes widen as he reads the card:

Prepare three envelopes.