There were 'knowing smiles' and sideways glances aplenty all across the scientific community today, after it was announced that the Swedish environmental activist, 16-year-old schoolgirl, Greta Thunberg, is pregnant - with ideas on how to save the p...
Pringle, Gary Johnson, who is currently in a tube at Chutney on the Fritz's branch of Tesco, (other shopping emporia are available, guys and girls), has revealed that he is not looking forward to his visit to a stranger's stomach.
'I know that it...
A man has revealed how, during a casual walk around his back garden at the weekend, he discovered a quantity of giant seashells - even though his home is more than 150 miles from the nearest coastline!
The seashells, which were thought to be giant...
NASA has released its newest data from the Mars Rover that proves that Mars is not a globe-shaped planet as thought by casual observers. The Rover has just sent back all its recorded data from a simple plumb bob level detector that is onboard. This d...
A man has revealed how a chance 'gander' at what the city looked like from his hotel balcony last weekend, led to him discovering some butterfly wings which had been sepearted from their owner, who was then nowhere to be found.
The four wings, whi...
In the dried-up crusty lining of an old New York theatre seat, scientists have discovered a mosquito perfectly preserved in a globule of petrified spunk. Incredibly, the mosquito had bitten a pervert in the cinema, and scientists were able to extract...
Scientists in Mozambique were lauded recently for discovering - and studying - a rarely used "assault recovery" technique used by a little known tribe called "Waheen Mojab Indayka", or "I got stabbed in the face for Staring" people.
Attendees at t...
