Science Town, USA Scientists gathered together today, a much smaller crew than the ones who originally gathered a year and 8 months ago met and discussed ways to cure narcissism.
"If anything, he's gotten worse. He actually thinks his kids, especi...
The population of the world - known as the 'World Population' - is set to decrease rapidly in the future, due, not to environmental issues, disease, potential pandemics, drought or famine, but to the bland acceptance of issues concerning human sexual...
Vaping - the practice of 'electronic smoking' - is shortly to be a 'thing of the past', according to researchers at a company in Dublin.
Electronic vapers are viewed by many people as disgusting devices through which 'flavored vapor' is sucked int...
In the past ten years, a successful attempt to sequence the genome of Neanderthals revealed that most modern humans carry 2-4% Neanderthal DNA, indicating our human ancestors bred with their ancient cousins.
Further scientific research into a fin...
After months of travelling through outer space, propelled in a can of high-energy, red Bull-shit, a chocolate bar in a red tin-can, has landed successfully on planet Mars!
Martians, with no ears, approaching the strange object having not seen 200...
The US space agency, NASA, has released the unexpected and astonishing results of a probe sent to Mars at the end of last year to collect samples of the planet's inner crust - Mars is made of chocolate!
The InSight probe drilled through the Red Pl...
Delegates at the G20 summit in Buenos Aires watched and listened in a hypnotized silence this afternoon, as they were informed by a mystery speaker that, contrary to popular opinion, Global Warming is actually a good thing - for all the creatures tha...
