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Computer based Jokes

Computer based Jokes

Never a lender be


One day at school, I was lending a friend a couple of my CD games.


Then a girl came up and said, "I wouldn't do that if I were you. You might get it back with a virus on it."

<blank stare>

Poker Partner

Having sex at Defcon or Blackhat is like playing poker. If you don't have a good partner to travel with, you'd better have a good hand.


Some security people are like a Slinky, not really good at anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down stairs.

Beaten by a Computer

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.