Computer based Jokes

Computer based Jokes

Never a lender be


One day at school, I was lending a friend a couple of my CD games.


Then a girl came up and said, "I wouldn't do that if I were you. You might get it back with a virus on it."

<blank stare>

Your Security Software....

Ever get people laughing or making comments about the Security Software that you use?  here are some 1 liners you might enjoy:

Read more: Your Security Software....

Internet domain names


Question:   Can you list all of the public top level domains?

Answer: Yes,  ICANN

Dining out?


An ARP request goes in to a McDonald’s and asks for a big MAC.

What's in a name ?


What's in a name?  Ever work for a company where they accidentally create a username based upon your name and it doesn't look right?

Read more: What's in a name ?