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Your Security Software....

 

  1. Your security software is so old, it originally came with a coupon for cassette tapes.
  2. Your Security Software is so terrible, even the USB it comes on was ejected.
  3. Your Security Software is so out of date, the rock it came on has a a Petroglyph of a donkey.
  4. The Security Scanning Software is so old, it only runs on DOS 5.0
  5. Your Security Software version is so old, even Cantor can't come up with a theorum.
  6. The Security Software in place is so hard to use, we hired a rock to run it.
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